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Definitions by Kevin

fool's errand 

special task for the uninformed new worker to a job
Get me the keys to the sea chest
Get me some prop wash
I need some relative bearing grease
Hand me a left handed spanner wrench
I'm gonna need a horse ladder
Me thinks me need a flannel hammer
I'm gonna need a rubber hammer for glass nails
fool's errand by Kevin April 11, 2005

my assul 

A Conjunction of the words "my ass" and "will"
Man, My assull get fired if I rush up on dat hoe.
my assul by Kevin April 8, 2005

mydixafloppin 

The Art of Impetence!
Man, i got mydixafloppin goin on here.. no bitch will stay in bed.
mydixafloppin by Kevin April 8, 2005

do the math 

1-What you tell someone when they can't figure out what someone or something actually means before explaining it to them

2- To figure out what will happen because of a certain event
1-Person 1: Why do you think my mom's a ho?
Person 2: Dude, do the math, she goes out every night wearing a tube top and a thong.

2-Person 1: "So why do you think she's going to break up with me?"
Person 2: "Do the math, man. She's moving to another state. You can try to keep it together but eventually she's gonna dump you"
do the math by Kevin April 7, 2005
1-What they do to horses that pull carriages
2-One who is hardheaded and single minded, 3-People who are so simple they can't think past what they see right in front of them.
Why do they blinder horses, it seems so mean to only let them see in front of them.

When I told my friend the White Stripes need a bassist, he went on about how perfect they are without one. He's just so blindered.

I watched the matrix with my friend, but he's so blindered he said "I've seen way better action movies, why does everyone like this so much?"
blindered by Kevin April 2, 2005

texas two hand

When one has a cock of enormous girth and length, and one hand is just not enough.
Man, my slong is so huge, I had to give myself a Texas two hand.
texas two hand by Kevin March 31, 2005
HFS! You landed a Mctwist!
hfs by Kevin March 31, 2005