Josh's definitions

hoser

A term used to describe extremist members of volunteer fire-fighter groups. A hoser is one who holds the hose, while the actual firefighters are doing the real work. They frequent local coffeeshops till the wee morning hours. They communicate by radio, even when in close proximity to one another. Their larger-than-necessary trucks are adorned with firefighting decals and various lights. Usually overweight, they are never at a loss for displaying their newest Motorola device.

Dude, why do all the hosers have to stare at people when they pull into Dunkin' Donuts? When will they ever get a life? Someone start a fire!

by Josh January 3, 2004

Krusty Kirk

Tossing a day old salad.

Yesterday, Mark sharted, and now he wants a Krusty Kirk.

by Josh April 18, 2005

gaping

when someone is doing a girl up the ass and takes it out, the big hole is her gaping ass

I did Trisha up that sweat ass of hers and it was gaping for weeks

by Josh November 22, 2004

Cav Scout

A trooper in the US Army.
The best damn soldier to ever wear a stettson.
See cavalry scout

I wouldn't mess with him, he's a cav scout.

by Josh May 29, 2004

software engineering

The profession of creating software

Mike wanted to get into software engineering, but is still in High School.

by Josh January 30, 2004

Rahnuma

a woman who alone redefines Utopia

"i pray that one day i find Rahnuma"

by Josh December 12, 2004

terd wrench

the stick with the rubber plunger at the end used to force extra large peices of shit down the toilet. see also shit stick.

damn vern you pluged the toilet up again grab the terd wrench.

by josh April 30, 2003