(adj.)
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).
by Jon October 29, 2004

One who licks ass because he or she sucks so bad. Also, an ass kisser who is such a loser that he or she must lick the ass they are kissing.
by Jon March 13, 2005

"its got webbed feet.. and its poisonous.. and its stinger is on the back of its leg!! and its got a bill! and it lays eggs for gods sake!! that is one fucked up animal!"
by Jon April 07, 2005

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by jon November 05, 2003

Note: NBA center Rudy Gobert during March 9, 2020 post-game interview. Rudy Gobert was Rudying many items in the room during his post-game interview session and was subsequentially diagnosed with the COVID-19 virus two days later.
by Jon March 12, 2020
