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The 80s

Horribly overrated time period. I know, I was born in 1990, so I wouldn't know what the eighties were like. But seriously, I hate it when people my age reminisce about eighties topics or claim that they are "children of the eighties".

Kickass heavy metal music, though.
I watched "I Love the 80s" on VH1. I am an EIGHTIES EXPERT!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!1
by Jon January 17, 2005
mugGet the The 80smug.

Sick

Adj. Must be capitalized. Meaning to be god-like or beyond earthly. Dating to the heroic and god-like powers of the one they call "Sick" on LS2.com.
"That guy is totally Sick"
by Jon April 6, 2004
mugGet the Sickmug.

miszleresque

(adj.)
Having any of the following traits: the inability to think and talk/listen/act at the same time, to calculate ones financial position before committing to anything (unless it involves women, esp. younger women, in which case all prior committments are invalid), to complain about laundry and/or grading papers, or to stare at a member of the opposite sex in hopes of communication (initiated by said party).
"I hate to be miszleresque but I'm trying to get an idea how much the eavning is gonna cost me."
by Jon October 29, 2004
mugGet the miszleresquemug.

splurged

intoxicated to the point of incapacitation
i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.
by jon November 27, 2004
mugGet the splurgedmug.

nympho

The word basically means your roommates girlfriend who likes to have sex while your enjoying a nice game of madden in the same room. She also knows her boyfriend is extremely sick yet the sex freak she is decides its cool to be infested with bacterial parasites and have a crummy dick in her at the same time. End of story.
Natalie, stop trying to fuck Igor while he is throwing up you nympho!
by Jon February 11, 2005
mugGet the nymphomug.

Fuck California

The term that states that some people DON’T like California, and California is NOT what many people think it is.
Fuck California and all of its lies.
by Jon March 14, 2005
mugGet the Fuck Californiamug.

Monkey Fuck

A drink made with rum, kahlua, and banna liquer
by jon March 30, 2003
mugGet the Monkey Fuckmug.

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