Jon's definitions

1337

Most people who use it are vaugely computor literate, however, most usually nerds. Its great to take the piss out of, although if you do you should watch out. This is because so real hackers, or true "1337s" use it. So if you start cussing off one guy for using 1337, you may get a trojan, and the next you know, some hackers using your comp to download kiddy porn.

1|= (_) (4|\| |¬34|) 7|-|15, (_) |\|33|) 70 937 14||) - this may or may not be true.

by jon July 23, 2006

1337

1337, or "Leet(Elite)" is a computer language mostly used in the early days by hackers. 31337 was the UDP port hacked into on Windows 95. Since then it's been simplified to just 1337. Most hackers used it to 1.) Look like morons who were "cool" and 2.) Make it harder for people with enough intelligence to read REAL words, to track them. Now used mostly by posers, newbies, hackers, and anyone with the brain capacity of a fish.

"l>00l> 1 4/\/\ 50 1337!!!"
"Dude I am so Leet(Elite)"

by Jon July 23, 2006

jomictal

see leet; see hacker; see guitarist; see god

"Jomictal is an uber leet hax0r"

by Jon June 19, 2006

kentucky go faster

If it looks good it goes faster

Adding a Chrome air filter adds 10+ horsepower

by Jon June 11, 2006

hard techno

Fast Techno with rolling beats circa 1998-2002
The most extreme of the techno
purely a rave format (not heard in clubs)

"what kinda music is this?"
"hard techno"

by jon August 25, 2005

che

OK, I'm Argentinian people, here's the real deal: Che is actually used mostly in Buenos Aires, the capitol. It's not true slang, it's just a word used in Argentina. Slang is more common in the inland regions, like Cordoba. Che means either "hey" or "buddy", or simply "hey, buddy."

Che! Me gusto su chaqueta.

by Jon August 1, 2005

Abbie Hoffman

Radical Yippie activist in the late 1960's. Author of Steal This Book. Pwn3d by Pete Townshend at Woodstock for not getting off the "fucking stage."

AH: I think this is a pile of shit, while John Sinclair rots in prison!

PT: Back off! You're on my fucking stage! <whacks AH with guitar, sending him into the crowd>

by Jon July 14, 2005