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Xanga

An online journal or diary like Weblog, My-diary, Livejournal, etc., etc.. People post as they would in an actual journal or diary.
I write stupid stereotypes on urbandictionary about people who have xanga; except I know all this because I...
A) Actually have one and actively maintain the page on a daily basis.
B) Have no life of my own and scan other peoples depressing pages so that I don't feel like my life sucks worse
C) Am just pissed because I tried to steal someone else's HTML and couldn't quite figure out how to insert it into my own code and the page quit working.
by John December 11, 2003
mugGet the Xangamug.

Quizno

1. A Delicious Oven Toasted Sub
2. The marks left in a toilet after flushing a crap
3. A Big Jerk
Whos the quizno that left the quizno in the toilet.
by John March 10, 2005
mugGet the Quiznomug.

santa

Thousands of years ago, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of mammoth bones and his own waste. Hurling them at chimp like creatures with crinkled hands, regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so called toys were buried as witches and defecated upon and hurled at predators that were awoken by the searing grunts of their children. It wasn't a holly-jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed...

A warlike race of elves from the tenth planet landed on the ice-encased Earth and were immeadiatly enslaved by the unevolved Santa-ape to make his toys using galatic elven technology. For ever more fancier models, toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train." But these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid, Christmas still sucked in a big way.
Now he is a machine.
by John January 13, 2004
mugGet the santamug.

Jevin

A hustler who smokes dank baut sells mid's for the price of dank
he has mad hos and keeps them on the DL
A guy goes and steals someones weed and sell them the sme shit back that's a jevin

that jevin took ur ho tree and money
by John February 24, 2004
mugGet the Jevinmug.

luxor

The retarded version of saying lucky.
Often used by people playing online first person shoot-em ups. Alot of the time used instead of haxor to describe someone who is good or suspicious because most people find being called a haxor a compliment they just want to try and degrade them or arouse intrest from other players into thinking the person is a haxor by calling them a luxor
"I was playing Counter-Strike the other day and somone got a moving full zoomed AWP headshot though a wall, da luxor"
by John March 22, 2003
mugGet the luxormug.

oh hells no

Definite no
Aqua'netta: is that bitch wearing my dress. oh hells no. i will fuck that bitch up.
by John March 9, 2003
mugGet the oh hells nomug.

sheila

she was a spunky sheila
by john March 5, 2004
mugGet the sheilamug.

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