Jessie's definitions

Cock pretzel

Another word for Hot Wheels.

Stupid people choak on cock pretzels.

by Jessie November 2, 2004

thanksgiving

A time where my sad family actully tries to actully act like a family because there's actully food around.

i had a cuncossion on thanksgiving

by jessie November 26, 2003

towny

its da shit on ur shoes.

da redbrick crew are mongs and da fuckers on the edward tyler are knobs.

by Jessie April 13, 2004

Pennsylvania

Hmm. No ones brought up the fact that us Pittsburghians have an awesome accent and talk 200 miles an hour. Pittsburghese i think its called. And the scenery is amazing. PA isnt completely taken over by industry, so you can see hills rolling on for miles. And ok, so there are a lot of weird places like Eighty-four where you get absolutely no cable or phone lines (I actually have friends who live there..), but I think the people here are a lot nicer than you think.

Visit PA and take some notes, eh?

by Jessie May 21, 2004

Girrrrrrrl

A white girls way of saying girl and trying to sound black.

"Mmmmm girrrrrrl you stole my cookie dough."

by Jessie August 30, 2004

fucker pock

the opposite team in beer pong

were gonna kick team fucker pocks ass!!!!!

by jessie March 22, 2005

xanga

another personal blog website. usually sometimes decorated with pretty HTML..there are blogring and createblog which helps you with your layout...

and not everyone go like TaLk LiKe ThIs BeCaUsE tHiS iS FrIgGiN aNnOyiNg!! and only a small portion of people talk mad stupid... -_- although sometimes those people drive me insane...and those who beg for html..

person: OMG I LOVE YOUR XANGA! hitt me up wit sOme pr0pss becuZ i l0v3 yours! LOL LOL caN i PLEASE pLeAsSeEee HAVE yoUr MuSicC coDeE??

me: (0 eprops)

by jessie August 10, 2004