Jay 's definitions

Dare

An annoying thing that you have to almost give your life for becuz its so boring and it teaches you CRAP DONT DO DRUGS

i be sippin on that hennessy during Dare

by Jay September 14, 2004

chenging

Yorkshire slang for being wasted on crack cocaine or heroin. Same definition as gauching.

I saw that bleddy crank chenging it out on the rocks last night!

by Jay June 18, 2005

bird alleyne

a bird alleyne is one who felches hobo's in order to receive money. it comes from the legend of a man who felched over 15 hobos in order to get enough money to purchase the non demo edition of football manager. it is used complementary with the words/phrases faggot, snitch, cumlips and dunce cunt.

Holy shit Jimmy, look at that bird alleyne go. If he continues felching that hobo he'll be one satisfied customer. Dang!

by jay September 1, 2008

Lobster Session

when your boy picks you up a sack and then pinches some out of it before giving it to you.

Damn, my boy Jose hooked me up with a beat-up-ass sack! I bet he had a lobster session on that shit.

by Jay August 6, 2004

tipsy

One of the new teletubbies with a awesome body and a bottle of hennessy and a bag of weed and some blunts

dinky-winky-TIPSY-ca-ca-HOE

by Jay September 14, 2004

madonna-whore complex

To treat your lady like a saint in public and then like a whore in the bedroom. Usually inspired by love for the motherly side of women and lust for sex.

Larry's got the madonna-whore complex. He takes his wife out to dinner, buys her roses, then fucks her in the ass.

by Jay September 9, 2003

smoove

cool, slick, without stress with a whole lot of game. Organized to point of envy. Nice like a Lincolns ride.

That brother has a smoove ass shot.

Them rims are smoove as a mu-uh fucker!

by Jay December 2, 2003