spread

Drugs at a rave or concert. Passed out by a spreader
Let me pick up some spread before I leave here.
by Jay November 17, 2003
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300 pound club

u become a member of this club when u do a 300 pound or heavier chick. same goes for any other weight over 150 pounds
well guys, i became a member of the 300 pound clup last night
by Jay May 10, 2003
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schneck

F*** me, I hammered the schneck hard last night, mush.
by Jay June 18, 2005
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ass monster

one who gives rough buttsex. an insult.
by jay May 17, 2003
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S.A.R.S.

1. a sentence or action that is stupid or nonsenseical (see also cool points)
2. Nemesis fouling up his lines
1. Oh man, he gets S.A.R.S. for picking out that wedgie in public...minus 10
2. S.A.R.S... i mean...S.T.A.R.S.
by jay August 18, 2003
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ca-ca

1. A hispanic term meaning shit.

2. Used mainly by hispanic parents as a way to deter young children from touching things.
1. Damn that smells like ca-ca.

2. Ca-ca, don't touch that!
by Jay August 09, 2004
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stats

stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.

websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.

This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.
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by Jay January 21, 2004
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