nightcream

nocturnal emission

I woke in a pool of jism, I'd had a wet dream leaving nightcream everywhere

by Jake March 05, 2004

Bilge

the part of a boat inside the hull but below the floor-boards

her, Cap'n, the bilge is filling up with water......FAST !

by Jake March 05, 2004

unicorning

when a mystical unicorn sticks its horn up your ass

My little pony unicorned me last night!

by jake August 06, 2004

trixy

a jerk who tries to double-cross you by tricking you and taking your money

That trixy didn't get too far

by Jake May 13, 2005

Homer Simpson

stupid like a fox

none needed

by jake November 13, 2003

got em

when some gets dissed, caught or doesnt have comeback, you say got em to show they cant do anything about it

alex: yo moma said da same thing last nite bitch, wat u gon do?

jake: got em

by jake December 28, 2005

hottie

n. A female who is deliciously sexy; Erotically and arousingly attractive. One who is able to make men burn with desire.

In two words.....Susie Novak

by Jake February 25, 2004