Jake's definitions
boobs on a very pretty girl
by Jake January 6, 2005
Get the lucktansmug. This is a african american name (also known as a NIGGER!!) that is given to a young black girl with the smallest ass in her negro tribe. She grows up to be hated by the tribes people and is kicked out into the african jungle where she spots little pikman playing gay ass gamecube because they have nothing better to do. Then the negro lady will go to them and beat the game with hax so the pikman get mad at viciously gangbang her with there little pikman sticks. Then she goes to america where she works for Bowl America and sucks on the bowling balls in her spare time.
Monikola smoked too much dope behind the bowling ally and is now in the hospital with pikman chasing her black ass.
by Jake April 15, 2005
Get the Monikolamug. One who runs around completely naked through a chicken coop, punching, and raping all the animals inside. Usually done by drunken hillbillies, occasionally done as a dare.
by JakE May 24, 2007
Get the knuck fluckermug. 1. Not cool, not even sweet, but right in the middle.
2. Can replace the word cool or sweet in any sentence.
3. Has the properties of both words combined in order to form one word.
2. Can replace the word cool or sweet in any sentence.
3. Has the properties of both words combined in order to form one word.
by Jake November 15, 2003
Get the cweetmug. Intratec TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Pre-ban version could accomodate a 50 round magazine and had a threaded barrel to accept a silencer or barrel extention. It could be easily modified with "hellfire" rapid fire triggers, or full automatic mode.
by Jake November 17, 2003
Get the techmug. 1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.
2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
by Jake April 12, 2003
Get the cockblockmug. by Jake February 25, 2004
Get the BJ Centralmug.