Walking Sperm Bank

A highly promiscuous woman. So called because a lot of semen is deposited into her.

"Dude, that chick you're going to marry was a total walking sperm bank in college."

by Jake October 10, 2005

the first

for a male, the woman whose cunt he first fucked

for a female, the man who broke her hymen or at least, the one who first penetrated her pussy with a cock . And that's whether he 'came' up there or not, it still counts as deflowering her.

I still recall my first lay; Barb was a remarkable if relatively-inexperienced partner.

I will always remember my first cock; Jake was very gentle, even when he got into me, said Barb.

by Jake January 29, 2004

size doesn't matter

a myth perpetuated by 2 groups:

1)men with short penis'

2)women married to men with short penis' , women, that is, who don't want their guy to feel inadequate

Nancii said that size doesn't matter, but she also has said that she prefers a thick stiff one, good and far up inside her.

by Jake March 24, 2004

cranberries

very red nipples on particularly-white breasts

she could say "no" until I sucked her cranberries, then it was "yes, Yes ! YES !!!!"

by Jake March 16, 2004

arousal

to feel a certain special tension in one's sexual parts

Arousal began to overtake me like a wave.

by Jake March 07, 2004

orange

Fine girl(s) that if you're honest with yourself is far to young for you to be looking at like that. From the Orange Phone Co. (uk) slogan "the future's bright, the future's Orange"

Hey man, check out those wet girls over there-->
Yeah, but far to orange for us dude

by Jake July 21, 2003

nervous

A women one is trying to hook up with but is unaware of her feelings towards him. So called because the women in question makes the wooer nervous.

Friend 1: How's nervous doing?
Friend 2: She's killing me man, I have no idea what she wants.

by Jake September 28, 2006