thermostat

the thingy on the wall that controls the temperature of the room. Of course, it will always be too hot or too cold.
The cunt said "its too hot" so I turned the thermostat down and an hour later she's complaining its "too cold in here". So I undressed her and warmed her up in bed.
by Jake February 03, 2004
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n00bing

One word- "camping"
Pick any sniper. Any. They n00b mucho times.
by Jake May 07, 2004
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tapped

(1) to gain access to something

(2) to have sexual relations with a female

(3) an untapped resource is a female who hasnt been with a man yet (a.k.a. a virgin) or a quiet girl with a lot of potential that not many people rate or notice
(1) We tapped the second keg of beer just before 9 pm.

(2) I tapped her on our second date.

(3) That new girl in my tutorial is an untapped resource, everyone thinks she's a nerd.....but I just know it can be tapped!
by Jake February 17, 2004
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bogart

to refuse to share, especially as referring to mary jane.
Now that the RIAA is suin all us good customers, Ima have to be a bogart with my tunes.
by Jake September 22, 2003
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Bleeding Anus

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.
by jake June 10, 2004
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Pony Crank

When You see someting SOOOOO horrable you are just paralized.
I was pony cranked when I saw Frankenmaggie.

When my bitch told me she was pregnent, I was pony cranked.
by Jake June 27, 2004
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bzap

One single shot fired from the plasma pistol in halo
by Jake October 28, 2003
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