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Definitions by Jake

Croatian sex 

a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)
I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.
Croatian sex by Jake March 23, 2004
talent & ability (Wm. Shatner)

a.k.a. tits & ass
She helped me with my 'homework', she has great t& a.
t& a by Jake March 21, 2004
when a man and a woman put their lips together and feel the most-wonderful bliss
from THE PRINCESS BRIDE.....

Grandpa:"Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that rated the most passionate, the most pure... this one left them all behind."
kiss by Jake March 20, 2004

well fuck me blue

conveys surprise, like "I'll be damned"
"She has a twin? Well fuck me blue."
well fuck me blue by Jake March 19, 2004

four finger fattie 

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet
That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.
four finger fattie by Jake March 17, 2004

cranberries 

very red nipples on particularly-white breasts
she could say "no" until I sucked her cranberries, then it was "yes, Yes ! YES !!!!"
cranberries by Jake March 16, 2004

fuckathon 

an event where a guy and a chick get it on repeatedly, as if they're never gonna stop
"How was your date?"
"Lasted all weekend, a real fuckathon.I was exhausted by Monday morning, glad to go to work."
fuckathon by Jake March 15, 2004