Jake's definitions

Marbizzle

A term meaning it is Marlboro time

"I just won 15 games of Halo in a row! MARBIZZLE TIZZLE!"

by Jake May 28, 2005

green Trojan

a LARGE lubricated condom

(she) when he came at me wearing a green Trojan I knew he was gonna stretch me.
(he) since I started using green Trojans with a couple of drops of lube in the tip I hardly know I've got a condom on.

(these slip off lesser men; if you don't really NEED a LARGE, then don't rely on this for birthcontrol. She'll probably find it in her underwear the next day.)

by Jake February 20, 2004

mons

The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.

My hand slipped down the front of her pants, inside her underwear, until it rested on her mons. My middle finger then sought her vulva...

by Jake January 14, 2004

ref

A Cuban person, that most likely came swimmin to the stats.

Dude, that ref is really annoying.

by jake April 17, 2005

Ugh Factor 5

5 - Not quite the worse thing you could do to society, but still you'd be better off dead because generally the only tolerable fashion style level is and ugh factor of 1-3.

You definantly need to get a new watch, that's like ugh factor 5 at least.

by jake April 1, 2005

oh hey

agreeing with someone in a conversation; derived from the language Jag

Scooter Mcdoogle: "You wanna get drunk?" Jake Schrader: "oh hey!"

by Jake January 7, 2005

shave

Something every woman on the planet needs to do to their snatch if they expect any self respecting man to tongue it.Should start at about age 11 for the sake of cleanliness and be mandatory by age 16 for sex.

That bitch had one hairy ass cooter, someone otta buy her a razor so she can shave that bush before someone gets lost.If its good enough for the Arab women and the Muslim women, it shud be good enough for American chicks.Even trolls do it most times.

by Jake February 1, 2004