japolac

refering to one of complete transgender values. Used when refering to one who has no means of telling apart men and women.
OMG! Johhny is a Japolock because he fucks guys and girls!
by Jacob April 09, 2003
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1337

the mark of a leet n00b. (in the leet alphabet '1337' actually means IEET wich is no existing word. therefore outwrite stating to the l_337 l\l1l\ly45 out there, that they are a uber n00b)
im so 1337, im thriteen and have no concept of reality so i copy what other people are doing and have no grasp of what image i am portraying to the world.
by Jacob November 30, 2003
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JTHM

Short For "Johnny The Homicidal Maniac". An awesome comic that was created by Jhonen Vasquez the creator of Invader Zim.
Read JTHM I command you!
by Jacob January 31, 2005
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Gloveja

1. The hair growing on the human upper lip, especially when cultivated and groomed.
2. Something similar to the cultivated, groomed hair on the human upper lip, as:
A. A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of an animal.
B. Distinctive coloring or feathers near the beak of a bird.
C. Food or drink sticking conspicuously to the upper lip.
1. I hate when I have to shave my gloveja.

2. Sometimes when I drink milk, I get a milk gloveja
by Jacob December 18, 2004
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Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.
Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?
by Jacob June 08, 2004
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shizpoo

A word, made up, meaning anything. created from the words shizzle and poo, its a word describing anything from love to banana.
I love you shizpoo
Suck shizpoo and die.
I hate eating that shizpoo
by Jacob January 10, 2004
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dingle bat

The word "dingle bat" was created by me. Dingle Bat is reciognized to have three definitions;
1. A bat with one wing
2. A person who talks too much and has nothing important to say
3. Someone with an utterly annoying voice that makes you want to shoot them to bloody death.
1. I saw a dingle bat fall out of a tree the other night.
2. Greg talks a whole bunch, but really has nothing important to say; he's a real dingle bat.
3. Leah has a really shrill and annoying voice, which makes her a dingle bat.
by jacob December 22, 2004
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