10 pinter

One whom you may only legally target for a shag after the consumption of ten pints of strong lager or alcohol equivalent due to her extreme level of ugliness.

"Jese, check out that 10 pinter! easy shag or what?!"

by Jack May 25, 2003

premek

An aspiring dirty old man.

Premek is hoping a buxom, nubile female will come his way.

by jack March 07, 2004

pearl jam

A good band, but album sales don't mean anything.

I like Pearl Jam, but I'm not shallow enough to base my opinion of 'the best band' on the record sales.

by Jack November 19, 2004

chode

A penis that is wider than it is long. Usually put in pimply,bloody pussy's.

Brendan popped nikkis cherry with that chode

by jack December 09, 2002

boo boo baby

An unexpected pregnancy or child. Also the best term to explain to your bastard child why Daddy never comes to visit.

"Hey, have you seen Julie recently?"
"Yeah, looks like she got knocked up with a boo boo baby."

by Jack August 06, 2006

blackout

Blackout is the term used to describe when a person is so drunk that they wake up the next morning with temporary amnesia, no recollection of what they did the night before. It can be used as a verb or as an adjective.

verb: "Oh man I blacked out so fast last night, and then I woke up in this ugly girl's room."

adj: "I was so blackout man, everyone was wasted."

by Jack December 09, 2004

jelly roll

When you carry a roll of $1 or other small denomination bills and put a $100 or other large denomination bill on top of it to make yourself appear much wealthier.

You think he's loaded? All he's got is a jelly roll.

by Jack February 17, 2005