JK's definitions

slip n'slide

to sit on a toilet seat that has been urinated upon

He was ready to drop a duece but not knowing his friend went to the bathrom ealier, he was in for a slip n' slide.

by JK March 18, 2004

crack

whoops; darn; uh-oh; snap

Oh, crack! I spilt kool-aid all over the carpet.

by jk January 5, 2007

Mozilla

Mozilla is an open-source web browser.
open-source means that anyone who has some coding skills can get mozillas source code for free and modify the browser.

by JK July 13, 2003

Drop Goal

A method of scoring common in Rugby Union, a sport where free-flowing play is as rare as hens teeth.

Commonly found in the 70-80th minute region of a game where 40 minutes has been wasted in useless stoppages and the rest of the game consisted of fat men lying all over the ball in a boring spectacle known as ruck and maul.

Also seen when unfathomable penalties have given the other side a slight edge. Once behind on the scoreboard a rugby union team will relentlessly kick for goal rather than engaging in any sort of interesting play.

by JK March 21, 2005

T-Bird

A unique individual of Pacific Island descent. Originally named Theresa, this amazing and splendid creature was given a variety of nick names. Not just T-Bird, but T-Bag and Terry as well. Tends to do interesting things upon drinking alcohol.

Holy shit T-Bird is climbing the wall in her dream!

by JK February 7, 2005

Snydered

To overpay for a product (athelete) usually to ludicrous amounts, in reference to Dan Snyder- owner of the Washington Redskins.

Q: Danny-boy paid $8.6M for a trade for Mark Brunnell??

A: Yep- he got Snydered again. Just like he did with Bruce Smith and Jeremiah Trotter.

by JK March 3, 2004

Sexio

Sort of like Rufio from the movie Hook, but sexier. Known for charm with the ladies and rugby slut pulling ability, this attractive man is the cock of the walk. Literally.

Sexio!
Sexio!
Sex.... e... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by JK February 15, 2005