JAy's definitions

eat me

An insult, expressing disapproval or disgust.

When the boss told me I was fired, I told him to 'eat me!'

by Jay May 13, 2005

ascistionance

to move because the person using the word is overweight and cant get out of his/her chair that has wheels. this word was created on the halloween of 04'.

ASCISTIONANCE! I cant move!

by Jay February 15, 2005

jayscrib

the sweetest crap in the world. all the cool kids goto jayscrib and check it out. you should too.

jayscrib.net

holy crap! theres eggo roffles on jayscrib!!!

by jay February 18, 2005

minneapolis

a town in minnesota where like 1/4 of the city is black and lots more somalians and ehtiopians and jamaicans live and the asians are packed as tight as sardines

lots of hmong niggaz live here man

by jay February 20, 2005

Gothardite

A derogatory term for those following the quasi-cultic teachings of William (Bill) Gothard, usually from his Basic Seminar or from the homeschooling organization named Advanced Training Institute (ATI).

Mark is such a Gothardite; he never listens to rock music or talks to girls at all.

See also IBLP

by jay February 21, 2005

IBLP

Institute in Basic Life Principles. Headed up by Bill Gothard, it is the parent organization of about 70+ different programs, ranging from their homeschool doctrine to overseas orphan care.

IBLP is infamous for making vague and bland names for their programs through the use of acronyms. Also, they make volunteer students pay to work at their Training Centers under the guise of teaching them character during their stay.

Some IBLP Programs:

EXCEL (Excellence in Character, Education, and Leadership),

COMMIT (Cultivating Obedience, Ministering Mercy, Internalizing Truth)

EQUIP (Establishing Quick Understanding in Precepts)

...and many more

by jay February 21, 2005

Basic Seminar

Short for Basic Life Principles Seminar, it's the first installment in a long line of Bill Gothard's teachings. Often accompanied by a Children's Institute.

"Hmm, I'm not so sure about everything that's taught in the Basic Seminar."

by jay February 21, 2005