Medford,NJ

A great town i dont care what you say . All those people who live here and say "OMFG MEDFORD IS SOOOOOOO BORING" need take a look around them. The black to white ratio is 99 to 1 , less then that even. There is no crime . The is a gay ass highschool that we all take as a complet joke. It was nick named "shawnee prison" Dew to the ban on drinking water and the loss of ketchup cup. Cause they didnt fit into the budget which is like 4000000 dollars . There are mostly big homes over 5000 sq feet. Your 30 mins from philly 10 mins from the mall 10 mins from a movie theater 2 hours from NYC and 30 mins from the shore. Also there is no more building there due to the pinebarrens what eles can you ask for??? Oh and i cant forget the massive drugs that go threw this town , its kinda funny cause you wouldnt think it until you walked into shawnee for about 10 mins.
White , nice clothes , nice shoes , and drinking on the bored walk at 14 years old . He must be from medford.
by Jay March 17, 2005
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Egemensin

To be so 1337 at Cs, and to own at GB!! and if you are a Red Dragon.
1- Omg dude you are egemensin counter da.
2- My rank is 4 at gb im egemen!! haha
by Jay February 06, 2005
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midriff

The sexiest part of a Woman's body, between the mons pubis and the breasts, including the naval.
Wow, another killer midriff!

I can't think of anything else when she shows her midriff!
by Jay April 19, 2005
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jismopper

One who cleans up at the adult peep show.
I got fired from 7-11 and all I could find was a jismopper position at Sallie's Sex Shop.
by Jay March 11, 2003
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fluff

To prepare a pornographic actor for a sexual scene.
To arouse a participant in preparation for a recoreded sexual act.
His evening job was a fluffer.
I was fluffing this guy...
Inadequately fluffed star.
by jay July 29, 2003
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jodle

A diverse form of annoying yodelling produced by Joe. Normally heard in the very early hours
It's 5am, go and jodle in her ear, that'll piss her off
by Jay July 04, 2004
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Jaun

A pronoun, used to replace things. Instead of saying "please find the fork" say "please find the jaun"
"Yo, these jauns is tight son!"
by Jay March 10, 2004
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