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Definitions by J

shit the bed 

1) Making a mistake that many other people recognize as a mistake.
2) Fucking up...really bad
Jeff shit the bed when he hooked up with Marty instead of Ashlea.
shit the bed by J April 9, 2003
A place to purchase alcoholic; Used frequently by Massachusetts people and especially college students. Also known as package store, wacky packy, Phipps and Liquor Store
I want to get shitfaced so i need to make a trip to the packy to get some beer
packy by J April 8, 2003

Quagmireshire

An area in Cornwall that is inhabitted by small Hobbit like creatrures.
When I went to Quagmireshire i saw a Hobbit.
Quagmireshire by J April 3, 2003
Over sized person who has no understanding of the term "intelligence" and also enjoys the company of farm animals.
Spry went to the farm
Spry by J April 3, 2003
One's head, dome, cranium!
wig by J April 2, 2003

crossroads 

A term for heaven.
RIP Eazy 'n Uncle Charles, see you at Tha Crossroads.
crossroads by J March 29, 2003

fellumping 

Inserting the top part of your head into another persons rectum.
"You fellumping bastard, get your fucking head out of my ass"
fellumping by J March 28, 2003