Definitions by J

SUV

The Lacrosse Mom-mobile.

Lacrosse is to SUV as Soccer is to Minivan. Put that on your SAT test.

SUV by j May 4, 2004

i want a famous face 

A TV show were people would have plastic surgery to look like their favorite celebrities and a dude tried to look like Jennifer Lopez.

The dude who tried to look like Jennifer Lopez doesn't still look like Jennifer Lopez.

i want a famous face by J May 3, 2004

NOILA 

Something real hot. Taking something to the next level. Something that fiya. Keeping if hood and proper at the damn side. Keep it legit and stay hood wit it. Also means carrying a shank

JCASH from Strong Island is mad noila sen.

NOILA by J April 29, 2004

piss in my cornflakes 

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan

Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!

piss in my cornflakes by J April 27, 2004

Pub Fishing 

To walk into a pub (most normally with several friends) (often intoxicated) and yell either the name 'Dave' or 'Sharon' and laugh at the kevs and shazzas that respond.

Dude, the gig's over, what do you want to do?

Let's go pub fishing...

Pub Fishing by J April 24, 2004

FTS 

"Fuck That Shit" When you cant say Fuck that Shit...like in public.

When nothings going right, and your in a public place where cussing is not cool...just say FTS

FTS by j April 24, 2004

beffen

Dutch word for eating pussy

Damn man, I can't wait to bef her!

beffen by J April 22, 2004