Evan's definitions

Surprise

1.To strike with wonder or amazement especially because unexpected

2. To spread ones cheeks to present ones anus to unspected on lookers.

I suddenly lost my appitite, upon getting suprised by Bob.

by Evan February 9, 2004

stuh

blameless and upright

Job was stuh enough to live for Christ.

by Evan January 7, 2003

docker dickies

a pair of Dickie brand pants that have been cut much shorter than is socially acceptable for baggy shorts

"Is that his knee? Those must be docker dickies."

by Evan June 20, 2002

cricked

crooked, or bent

That road is cricked.

by Evan July 3, 2003

mojo

A helper monkey who appeared on Simpsons, episode 5F15 titled "Girly Edition" (original air date: 19th of April, 1998). Spawned a small 'Mojo the monkey' fanbase.

Stop that! You're a helper monkey! This isn't helping!
-- Homer, "Girly Edition"

by evan March 5, 2005

TracStarr

female that jumps on a dick faster than FloJo ran a race, usually these females participate in different events similar to a track meet: 4x1, pole vault, long jump, etc.

Hey, did you hear bout Elyse at them niggas' house? Oooooohh weeee! She did the 4x1, she a TracStarr

by Evan February 11, 2005

stroken

This is the term used when a dick is being rubbed by one or more chicks and they begin to suck on it after it begins to become hard!

Those bitches are a stroken and a sucken!

by Evan May 13, 2005