Sploogie Poindexter

a male masterbator; usually a computer geek that is addicted to porn sites.

The IT guy is such a Sploogie Poindexter that his thumb and forefinger are constantly slick.

by David December 02, 2003

Mother Fucker

A term used to insult someone who is annoying

goofydave is a mother fucker. he never listens when i tell him stuff

by David November 17, 2003

Speedy Gonzales

1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.

2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.

"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."

by David December 16, 2004

chewd

An uncircumsized chode (penis with no shaft)

When My roommate gets drunk he passes out with chewd in hand!

by David March 18, 2004

Sprinkled Dount

When you cum on a girl's face, then pull some pubes off and then toss them all over her face.

That bitch was so drunk...after she blew me I gave that bitch a Sprinkled Dounut!!!

by david November 10, 2004

guff

talking crap

hey why you talking guff

by david January 22, 2004

britney spears

Nobody denies that she's sexually active; not even Britney Spears herself. Sluts are women who have sex with numbers of men without having relationships with them. Britney Spears is married. Just because she's extremely attractive and is comfortable with expressing her sexuality rather than hiding it from the media doesn't mean she's a slut.

Britney Spears is pretty damn hot and nobody can deny that.

by david January 23, 2005