Dave's definitions

4skin

something that should be cut off

by dave January 17, 2007

flagella

What i am going to do to Nickel's face...

I'll flagella your face

by dave October 20, 2003

N.R

Not right

That was crap up the M.J on the N.R

by Dave May 9, 2003

townie

Townie girls have very pale often scaby skin. Hair is pulled back into very very tight bun (see bunhead) or pony tail. Very very aggressive in packs and will not bear to be glanced at by non-townies. Marginalised members of society who take their aggression out on others. Constantly angry at everyone and probably themselves. Really bad diets of KFC and fanta hence skin conditions.

One townie to ordinary member of the public engaged in the art of conversation "Wot ya chattin' abah?"

by Dave September 17, 2003

Ski Chopper

A person with an abnormally large choad

Whoa, this dude tried to teabag me last night, he was a major Ski Chopper! I had taint all up in my face!

by Dave April 25, 2003

northampton

Lesbianville. located in the heart of western massachusetts. the seat of Hampshire county.

by dave October 17, 2003

Calabrese

Someone who has unusually large genitalia.

Fred is a calabrese, he is hung like a horse.

by Dave April 8, 2005