Dave's definitions

anZac

Australian New Zealand Army Corps. What the Poms called an 'Expeditionary Force' of young Sh*t Kickers that NZ and AUS sent to WW1. Were commanded by hapless bumbling Englishmen, resulting in massive slaughter, forming lasting bond between NZ & AUS. Luckily the English lifted their game in time for the second WW, slugging it out together for four years before the Yanks finally subbed in and hogged the glory.

ANZAC day Holiday
ANZAC cookies

by Dave November 24, 2003

LIKE

Full stop

"How's it going, LIKE?"

by Dave December 14, 2003

focus

A car made by Ford distinguishable by its big ass and cheap insurance

My focus is well fast on the road

by Dave August 27, 2003

D.L.H

Deutch Lesbo Haircut
a midlength haircut that slants down from the back of the head to the front.

"dude, check that mad DLH over there"

by dave January 20, 2004

Eig

Often said by the famous Murious Madnoss!

Eig, Tea, Aren't you smart?

by Dave February 16, 2004

Jaw Breaker

Orally pleasuring multiple cocks simultaneously.

Jill enjoys a jaw breaker after a long night of chili dogging.

by Dave December 16, 2004

Denley

A seat or chair on which it is impossible to get comfortable.

I just can't relax on this Denley.

by Dave November 19, 2003