Dave's definitions

taff

welsh alcholic, supporting wales hiding his inner secret that he is actually from crewe, his best freind (reston) told us about this info. loves bush particularly over a 40plus nature, often seen throughout the whole of britian as he has a train pass to anywhere

here comes the welsh wizard, taff

by dave November 24, 2003

south park

The coolest, most funny, sick, perverted, and disgusting show ever made.

The only people who do not think South park is funny are gay.

by Dave April 24, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A condition when you shit so hard that your ass is litteraly ripping. Usually followed by loud gasping sounds and/or foul language. May be caused by too much tequilla, hot peppers, and cottage cheese in combination.

Man Brian Murphy had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom last week and I still can't go in there even to shower.

by Dave May 1, 2003

Lizzie McGuire

Some clueless, bubbleheaded dike.

"She's cute though. ^-^ "
-me

by Dave March 21, 2004

jimbo luckin

a situation in which a family member interupts an explicit moment between lovers. the 'jimbo luckin' may or may not choose to end the phone call, dependant on the levels of danger and respective exilleration

"take your finger out of my arse dear, my mums on the phone.. actually keep it right...THERE!!!"

by Dave November 28, 2004

anti-American

Scum who are oblivious to how lucky they have it here in the United States. American-born anti-Americans are the worst.

"If you don't like it then fuck off."
-me

by Dave September 13, 2004

garb

To dress.
A specific type of dress (see also gear).

It's cold outside; I think I'll wear my heavy garb today. OR I think I'll garb my heavy clothes.

by dave June 24, 2004