kangkay

a frustrated helper who kills her employer.

the kangkay went berserk

by dave December 30, 2003

Time Paradox

A gimmick that is quite popular amongst Metal Gear fans because the "Mission Failed" logo is actually "Time Paradox". In reality though, a time paradox is a contradiction of time. For example, take Metal Gear Solid 3's background. It's set in 1964. The main character's death, according to the storyline, would mean World War III. Thus, if he is killed, reality as we know it would suffer a time paradox because he wasn't supposed to die, and his death would mean the end of the world.....of course, we're still alive today.

Aw hell who am I kidding. This whole flow of time thing really confizzles me.

"Keep in mind though, it's just a game...^_^..."
-me

"Vietnam never happened. TIME PARADOX!"

by Dave November 19, 2004

mokey

its a balls word that katie made up and thinks its better than meshuggah.

katie : i made up a word, 'mokey'
me : thats bollocks

by dave February 13, 2004

ferneye

when smoke ascends from a cigarette into ones eye making it red and sore

hahaha he's got ferneye!

by Dave April 01, 2003

doss cunt

WANKER
low life
scum
does things single handed
twat

You fucking doss cunt!

by dave December 31, 2003

almy

to be extremely lazy

it was only half a flight of stairs, but i took the elevator instead. i pulled an almy.

by dave July 18, 2003

SLBM

Submarine-Launched Ballistic Missile

A nuclear missile launched from a submarine.

"There're warheads that can be launched from submarines and airplanes as well. But ICBM's are supposedly the better bet because, for example, aircraft-launched ballistic missiles are said to not guarantee a hit, or something like that. Maybe the same goes for SLBM. I dunno; I'm no nuclear weapons expert."
-me

PS : I said it like "new-clear", not "new-q-ler". LOL

by Dave March 26, 2004