Brad's definitions

toppi

One who is either:
a) Still tied to the apron strings
b) A future priest
c) A little pussy
d) Short
e) A bitch
or f) All of the above

Gee, that short bitch Toppi is still living at home and he's 34, what a little bitch.

by Brad March 19, 2005

blythe henson

Sexy ass blonde texan with the nicest ass ever created on a womans body

DAMN!..I wanna do Blythe Henson.

by BRAD October 19, 2004

asstacular

being that of both fantastic and ass related.....

omfg when we launched over the dead body my superman was asstacular

by Brad October 21, 2004

Sheryl Bomb

Like a Jager Bomb but you take a shot of jagermeister before a regular Jager Bomb. Shot, Drop, Shot.

The other night I saw a girl do a Sheryl bomb it was so hot.

by Brad September 1, 2008

southern comfort

Southern Comfort is when you recieve oral sex (headjob) from a girl who resides in either New South Wales or Victoria.

Very rarely would a headjob from Tasmania be considered a "Southern Comfort".

Brad: Oi Tony, I got a southern comfort from that girl i was tellin you about.

Tony: Onya Boy!

by Brad January 30, 2008

cartophile

n. One who greatly admires and enjoys maps.

Only a cartophile would spend seven hours browsing and admiring maps.

by Brad November 4, 2004

my two cents

An inconsequential opinion or comment given to another person on a particular topic. Not because it was warranted, but because the giver felt compelled to say it, regardless of its relevance.

Say two professors are in a deep discussion on Super String Theory, then a undergraduate student pipes in and says something just to be a part of the conversation, with out any real knowledge of the subject. That would be consider "throwing in your two cents."

by brad May 20, 2004