log legs

a woman whose legs look like tree trunks. also known as cankles.

Damn that chick has some serious "log legs"...timber

by Brad December 14, 2004

duelo

duel, fighting verus someone from hispania

An argentenian comes upto you and you go
DUELO

by Brad June 20, 2003

Funderburke

The common art of applying ones mouth to another's sphincter and sucking a fart out.

Hey Mandingo, I went to your pappy's house last night and instead of watching Cop and a Half, he totally funderburked me.

by Brad February 15, 2005

bumpkin

when you do a girl in the butt, pull out your cock, and put it in her mouth

pat likes to give and receive bumpkins.

by brad December 17, 2004

Segway

A product that created demand through hype before there was even supply and tricked a bunch of rich dumbasses to buy it, eventhough it's completely worthless.

Maddox completely owned the Segway.

by Brad October 21, 2003

butt pirate

One who raids the seas of ass-cheeze

Argh me matey, sure do love to swab the poop deck

by Brad November 05, 2003

Glofkus

A gummy residue or the sticky remnants of food, oil, poop, whatever.

Damn, you used so much KY on that bitch, she's covered with glofkus!

After making a PB&J sandwhich, ones knives are usually covered with the glofkus of the food.

by BRad October 19, 2003