Ben's definitions

Tmartin

The act of smelling your finger after it was inserted into another man's anus.

Hey Glenna, I went to the bar last night and someone gave me a tmartin!

by Ben November 22, 2006

chooch

Word used to describe either Stephanie, or Dr. Chooch. Either a complete lack of intelligence, or one who pretends to hold more intelligence than they are capable of producing..

"Stephanie is a chooch..."
"Dr. Chooch is a chooch."
"Welcome to the ghetto you chooch"

by Ben September 14, 2004

burner

slang term used for a device that writes and re-writes data onto a compact disk.

"you can get all the music you want if you have a computer and a burner."

by Ben April 3, 2005

cocklet

also referred to as "cocklit" this is a noun used to describe someone who acts like the male penis.

that kid who keeps stealing my food is such a cocklet i need that food.

by Ben January 14, 2003

and stuff

When you run out of "intellegent" things to say, you add this to a sentence.

"Maybe we could take my Dad's car to the lake this weekend, and make out, and stuff."

by Ben December 11, 2003

bdawg

A hot white rapper. He is the best white rapper ever. better than Eminem. the ultimate pimp and everyone wants to be him. he so hawt

He so hot he must be a bdawg!

by Ben April 4, 2005

lowit

pronounced :
everythings good
dont worry about it
not worth thinking about it further

Bloke 1: Sorry bout killing ure dog..
Bloke 2: Sok mate, lowit

Bloke 1: You going to the pub,
Bloke 2: Yeah, lowit

by Ben February 23, 2004