To walk funny like an overweight senior citizen; to act as one throwing his head back to pip out a laugh; to act as one that says 'wha' instead of 'what'.
by Ben May 31, 2003
Get the Doofmug. by Ben June 11, 2006
Get the Throwing a sausage down a hallwaymug. A computer game featuring a constapated man with a quiff and a face like a slapped ass doing a drug bust over his dead family. Max Payne can dodje bullets with his magig egg timer and stay cool after being shot in the face with sawn off shotgun.
Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.
In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Max, the legend, uses painkillers to stay alive, and can keep a lead pipe, a baseball bat, desert eagle, several berettas, 3 shotguns, a jackhammer, grenedas, two ingrams, an m16, rifle, grenede launcher, molotov cocktails and shit loads of ammo under his leather jacket and not look fat.
In my opinion, pretty fucking cool.
Look at me!! i can kill 3 badboy yardies with 2 bullets and i havent had a poo for over three years!!
by ben February 25, 2005
Get the max paynemug. 1. A yellow cat-like creature with black spots, known only to exist in Strongbadia.
2. One who is not dead.
3. One who looks like the Cheat.
4. One who you can't stay mad at.
2. One who is not dead.
3. One who looks like the Cheat.
4. One who you can't stay mad at.
by Ben September 10, 2003
Get the the Cheatmug. by Ben January 14, 2003
Get the cockletmug. by Ben December 16, 2004
Get the da shitmug. by Ben April 05, 2005
Get the marinatedmug.