sexual frustration

When you can't "get her wet." In other words your girl's pussy is so loose and nasty, that you can't reach a climax and ejaculate.
I met this whore, and she was so used that she caused my worst case of SEXUAL FRUSTRTRATION ever!
by Austin December 01, 2003
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Midnight Flonase

The action of being blown and returning the favor by releasing jiz into the females face, causing loss of smell and taste.
My midnight flonase in her face helped clear my g/f's sinus problem.
by Austin September 12, 2004
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keli

an amazingly hott, sexy, funny, weird, cool, nice, sweet, outragous,lovable, considerable, extrordinary, rare, fantastic, most perfectest girl in the world!!!!!
wow look at that keli, wat a piece of art work!
by austin January 25, 2004
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Dupe

Dupe is everything and Dupe is nothing. Dupe is the essence of life. Dupe is dieing cold on the street. Dupe is Ying, but dupe is yang. Dupe is Light, but dupe is Dark.
Man....that shit is dupe.
by Austin August 19, 2004
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dilly bar

Paul shoved the "Dilly Bar" up Sean's ass.
by Austin October 06, 2004
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Testicle

Furry red/blue/green/purple squishy balls located in the pelvic region of the human body,both male and female, they are interchangable with other testicles, typically 5-7 inches long
Ex. Today I'm going to wear my gay pride testicles.
by austin November 30, 2004
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quality controll

an occupation or the concept of checking that all products leaving a factory or proccess are the same and meet specifications of size, strength, shape or otherwize defined quality.
This ones got a dead rat stuck in it, some one needs to check with quality controll.
by Austin January 28, 2007
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