Andrew's definitions

screwheap

a pile of dead cats in an abandoned warehouse

John: Damn check out that screwheap
Willi: Yeah the cops were called and are on the way.
John: Good, I think this is illegal to look at

by andrew July 8, 2003

Put your tittes in my mouff son

When one in the places the areola in the mouth of Andrew for the satisfaction asociated with such action.

Hey, put your titties in my mouff, son!!

by Andrew May 1, 2004

sloint

An old wrinkly neck taking the shape of and looking like a vagina.

by Andrew February 25, 2003

Shplabow

i heard it on a sprite comercial
i think it means somethin like "oh yeah"

1. a) dude that toy with the afro said "shplabow"

b) look at her butt, thats nice "shplabow"

by Andrew August 8, 2004

Moose

1.) A form of Animal
2.) The colour your teeth go if you dont clean them for a week
3.) The strange smell your closet makes
4.) Making a salad

1.) I once petted a moose
2.) Oh man Camping makes everything turn moose right on a weeks away time brother!
3.) What the fuck is that! You got some serious moose coming outta there!
4.) Jackson! Go moose for me will you!

by Andrew January 22, 2004

chonk

To be rather rough on ones gear box. To change gears without regard for the gear box.

Would you stop chonking the frigging gears!

by Andrew October 4, 2003

Suasida

Sudden, unexpected anal sex induced diarrhea accident.

Wtf would you want an example. I think the definition is enough, no man, nor woman would want to go through this, right?

by Andrew February 22, 2005