infantspokes

a colony of infant subhumans residing in the Ural mountains in Asia. They prey on unsuspecting mountain goats who happen to wander away from their heards.

Ivan: what the hell is that?
infantspokes: rahh rahh
goat: baaa baaa baaa
infantspokes:(several babies drag the dead goat away)

by andrew June 09, 2003

hair metal

great genre, defines 80's hard rock, smome of this bands have great musicians in contrast to crappy grunge and hardcore bands like alica in chains and korn. i know not all the band were good(poison sucks) but the groups generally were excellent. all the stupid people agaisnt this genre usually listen to hardcore and grunge. grunge: crap with no talented musicians
hardcore:decadescense of metal in all ways pure noise, no musianship.

bon jovi, guns n roses, skid row, cinderella, motley crue, europe.

by andrew August 05, 2004

asstastic

a combination of ass and fantastic. for when fantastic just doesn't cut it.

Damn that '63 Fender Strat is asstastic!

by andrew January 12, 2003

foshizzal

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

foshizzal dizzal

by andrew July 17, 2003

mosh

metal's bastard child of the slamdance.

more aggressive and pointless than slammin', moshing is for violence not fun.

there is no courtesy in a mosh pit.

"dude some guy fell in the pit at as I lay dying/everytime I die/xposionxwellxdeathx/death, die, dying, the process of not being alive/ show last night. I was pissed cause my girlfriend left me so I stomped on his face."

by andrew October 01, 2004

26

The new number used by Yankee fans to insult Red Sox fans. Since 1918 has become archaic, the ridiculous number of Yankee World Series wins is now used.

"Yeah so you won again after 86 years. We have 26 titles in that time, bitch."

by Andrew February 10, 2005

steez

Snowboarding style that pleases a crowd.

Dude that was some mad steez you had on the rainbow rail.

by Andrew May 13, 2005