anoose

The rectum; bottom portion of your ass, aka the asshole. Bastardization of 'anus'.
My anoose is having a very difficult time excreting the shit out of my colon.
by AL August 13, 2003
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floobs

Boobs that are large for the sole reason that the girl is fat.
Bob: That girl is hot, she's got a nice rack.

Bill: Those are floobs, man, what are you talking about?
by al October 01, 2003
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Opophelia

The sexual desire to operate large, powerful systems.
I'm into Opophelia
by Al May 19, 2003
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magic vimto

take a double measure of port in a pint glass; pour in a bottle of blue WKD; top up to the pint with lemonade.

Looks like Vimto, tastes like Vimto, lands on your nervous system like an ounce of morphine.
"magic vimto, anyone?"
by Al February 06, 2005
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like

1. A word implying similarity between two things.

2. A level of romantic interest that is not as high as love, yet not exclusive to sex.

3. An idiot teenager conversation spacer that is virtually meaningless.
1. Apples are like bananas, in that they are both fruits.

2. John is in like with Dave, because they are both fruits.

3. "So, like, I was like, 'Why don't we like do something?' <insipid high pitched giggle>" - Teenaged Girl with IQ 75
by Al October 27, 2003
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paddy's motorbike

a trench rammer or "Wacker" - basically a petrol engine driving a flat stomper, used for compacting earth back into a trench or flattening local repairs in tarmac.

So called because of its prolific use by apparently irish road labourers.
this hole's ready for filling, we'd better go and borrow Paddy's motorbike.
by Al January 29, 2005
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Djimbe

The poster known as Djimbe has been utterly proven to be a liar and a fake. The Bullshido Administration have decided to take action and notify all posters through this signature of Djimbe's past claims:

* Tigerfly can own collegiate wrestlers
* Telling wrestlers what is or is not a shoot when he doesn't wrestle
* He can break Rickson's forearms at will and could beat him in a streetfight
* TF's workout regime surpases those of pro athletes
* All Judo/BJJ comes from Qin-na
* He claimed he had an upcoming MMA fight
* He thinks he could take Matt Thorton
* He thinks he's more skilled than Asia (no one has seen that at any throwdowns). The implication at the time was fighting, not just Baji.
* Grappling and beating two BJJers at once
* People must ask his instructor permission before opening up a school in Chinatown.
* "its really not all that hard to pick up (ground grappling) if your Chinese Standing Grappling game was tight in the first place" -he has no clue as to what grappling is.
* Three months at his XingYi place and TF could destroy a bjj blue belt in grappling.


Also please, when responding to a djimbe post, use The Djimbe Translator
Djimbe is a fat tub of lard that could break Rickson's forearms.
by al March 12, 2005
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