Al's definitions

Heavyweight

used to mean something really good, bo, phat, shatpank, booshank etc

that chicken tikka masala was heavyweight!! now where's the shitter?

by AL April 26, 2004

lewnote

any gambling debt of $60

After this poker game I'll have to give you a lewnote.

by Al March 30, 2005

chancre head

A person whose presence and character are so dispicable that a preson covered with chancre sores all over their face and head would be easier to deal with.

It physically pained me to have to sit in the meeting with that chancre head after his tirade of lies, excuses and mis-representations

by Al November 8, 2003

baby

1. Term of endearment, usually used by people having sexual intercourse with one another.

2. Exclamation, usually during sexual intercourse.

3. The direct consequence of sexual intercourse.

1. When my girlfriend started calling my best friend "baby", I knew it was over.

2. Oh baby! Yes!

3. How could something as good as sex have made this baby?

by Al October 12, 2003

non-offensive swears

Kind of like non-alcoholic beer, or decafinated sugar-free soda. Why swear if you're not going to piss people off?

"Fudge, sugar, butt, witch, Booke Shields" just isn't as good as "fuck, shit, ass, bitch, Barbara Striesand".

by Al October 27, 2003

pizzle

A penis. This word dates back to medaeval times. Bull's pizzles were sold as a delicacy, or dried and used as walking-sticks, or tanned like leather and used as whips. also a pretty decent punk/skater band currently signed to Magnatune.com.

bull's pizzle is back on the menu, sir.

by Al January 29, 2005

hunny

1. Woman usually seen in the company of rappers, pimps, gang members, etc... This term usually implies that said woman is attractive, but results may vary.

2. Used before "bunny" in an incredibly white, suburban context, usually to reffer to one's spouse.

1. Sir Mix-A-Lot definitely would've dedicated "Baby Got Back" to his hunny.

2. Hunny-bunny, could you get the champagne? That would be corking.

by Al October 27, 2003