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Strap

to jerk off (Philly slang)

Strapper - a jerk off
Strap Artist - a jerk off
Straphappy - masturbates too much
Ignore him, he's real strap artist.
by Al December 11, 2003
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ground pounder

A fat person, often excessively overweight.
She's a proper ground pounder, I wouldn't touch her with yours.
by AL January 22, 2004
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Spam Javelin

See wordcorned beef rocket/word.
by Al October 13, 2003
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corned beef rocket

Spam javelin. Pork sword. Meat maypole. Salami shagpipe. Turkey drumstick. Lamb length. Kebab tube. Mutton muff masher.
by Al October 13, 2003
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boys will be boys

What soccer moms say when their son has just done something AWFUL. This statement implies that any negative behavior should be excused on the grounds that boys are always doing things that are wrong, and need to be treated with a degree of leniency that borders on insanity.
Bystander: Oh my God, that kid is raping a nun!!
Soccer Mom: <Fake Laugh> Oh, well, you know. Boys will be boys. I'm sure he just had a hard day at school.
by Al October 27, 2003
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birdturd

theres a birdturd on my head
by al January 20, 2005
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iron pipe of fuck-nasty

another word for dick; more powerful than the average
1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?
by Al March 13, 2005
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