Al's definitions

root beer

1. Frothy and delicious soda made from the roots of some tree.

2. What minors tell adults they are drinking when they're hittin' the hard stuff, especially at family reunions.

1. I just drank a root beer, and it was great.

2. My Uncle: What are you kids drinkin' over there?
Me: Root beer. Its good stuff.
My Uncle: Yeah, whatever the hell you kids are calling it these days... I think I'm gonna go get a "root beer" myself.

by Al February 9, 2004

curry bum

a fiery rebellion of the bowels, caused by undigested spices irritating the gut and propmpting violent evacuation of said tract.

"jim mate, get off the pot, I need a slash"
"No way man, got curry bum,I'm here for the night. uuurgh"

by Al February 5, 2005

phoney homie

someone who is a homosexual, purely for the reason of blending in with the crowd

lady: Carl isn't gay, he's just a phoney homie.
man:dammit!

by al November 13, 2004

bricking it

When someone is shit scared or in a scary situation, they are going to crap in they're pants.

He was bricking it, before I even took a swing at him.

I was bricking it the first time I went on a plane.

by AL January 22, 2004

shucked

Getting screwed/fucked on an online transaction. ie buying something off of ebay, paying for it, and never actually receiving the item.

Bave got 'shucked' so hard when he tried to buy _____ off of ebay.

by AL June 18, 2004

math class

1. A place where a logical, meaningful, and beautiful natural philosophy is most likely completely mangled by one who couldn't really understand it and therefore got a job teaching. This person, in my personal experience, probably also lacks a sense of humor, common sense, and, quite possibly, a soul.

1. I spent a lot of time in a lot of math classes trying to catch up on sleep.

by Al October 12, 2003

hunny

1. Woman usually seen in the company of rappers, pimps, gang members, etc... This term usually implies that said woman is attractive, but results may vary.

2. Used before "bunny" in an incredibly white, suburban context, usually to reffer to one's spouse.

1. Sir Mix-A-Lot definitely would've dedicated "Baby Got Back" to his hunny.

2. Hunny-bunny, could you get the champagne? That would be corking.

by Al October 27, 2003