Al's definitions

corned beef rocket

Noun.

Spam javelin. Pork sword. Meat maypole. Salami shagpipe. Turkey drumstick. Lamb length. Kebab tube. Mutton muff masher.

by Al October 13, 2003

boys will be boys

What soccer moms say when their son has just done something AWFUL. This statement implies that any negative behavior should be excused on the grounds that boys are always doing things that are wrong, and need to be treated with a degree of leniency that borders on insanity.

Bystander: Oh my God, that kid is raping a nun!!
Soccer Mom: <Fake Laugh> Oh, well, you know. Boys will be boys. I'm sure he just had a hard day at school.

by Al October 27, 2003

iron pipe of fuck-nasty

another word for dick; more powerful than the average

1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?

by Al March 13, 2005

birdturd

poop from a birds butt.

theres a birdturd on my head

by al January 20, 2005

bodonkadonk

African Ass, Big nice ass on a woman

DAMN look at that banokadonk

by Al June 7, 2003

girlypiss

Noun, for when a male urinates whilst sitting down on the lavatory, like a female.

"Eugh he's taking a girlypiss!"

by Al September 29, 2006

Legohead

Psy Trance Megastar

Legohead goes to the supermarket

by Al April 21, 2003