me's definitions

jipweed

means: Matt (see Matt)

Applies to any especially irritating fuckwit.

Matt you're a jipweed (recursive definition)

by me May 31, 2004

Rumdum

The act of being stupid from the being drunk off of rum only.

What are you a rumdum?

by Me May 31, 2004

handshake

a casual fuck.

"Honey, don't be mad! It was just a handshake!"

by me May 31, 2004

Dung

what's brown and sounds like a bell

mitch eats dung

by me June 1, 2004

Fwappage

Male masturbation: from the root verb fwap (onomatapoeic). Derived from the Old English "fwappen", cog. with Old Dutch "vrappen", "to knock" (cf. English "rap" as in "rappping one's knuckles").

Did you see Baywatch last night? That
bit with the slo-mo jubblies induced some serious fwappage, I can tell you!

by me June 3, 2004

grangela

a beautiful combination of perfection and more perfection wrapped into one. The only thing beastly about it is that nothing can bring grangela down!

OMG! It's grangela! Let's throw our bodies over the patch of mud so that grangela does not have to dirty her super-cool flip flops!

by me June 3, 2004

bebe

a brand of clothing or 'baby' in french

a bebe top

by me June 4, 2004