me's definitions

NWA

Not Without Asswelts

Marge: "Where's Bart?? He snuck out to that rap concert!"
Homer: (removes belt) "Well, if he did, he'll be NWA. Not Without Asswelts."

by me February 15, 2005

Valentines bumps

When you get a STD because you slept with a prostitute or some other nasty woman on Valentines day because you were lonely and desperate.

Ray is borderline retarded and because no woman in their right mind will be with him he will probably get Valentines bumps again this year.

by me February 14, 2005

Michael Vick

An above average passer combined with a great runner equaling a good quarterback.

"Michael Vick is a pretty amazing quarterback!"

by me February 13, 2005

pilliager of the poopchute

slang for a person, usually a male, who is a fan of inserting his member into an anus. the anus can be any anus and these are the lowest forms of human in american society.

The pilliager of the poopchute got that girl from the back in that cornfield.

by me February 12, 2005

AT&T

a fuck up phone company that doesn't have good service and cheats people out of money

don't use this service

by Me February 12, 2005

olbap yetep

petey pablo backwards.

if your reading this then not only are you nuts but you should go to www.realmusiccrusaders.com in about april 05. your definitely on our team!

by me February 12, 2005

Cornwall

A county in England that is full of patriotic wankers who think Cornwall should be its own country. Renowned for beating up tourists and stupid accents.

Oh no, I stepped in Cornwall, that will take weeks to clean off!

by Me February 10, 2005