Definitions by me

studmuffen 

chick magnet, not manwhore.

David is a studmuffen

studmuffen by me April 4, 2005

croot 

Chicken Ranch Out Of Town
where all great acronyms are created

hey joe, lets go to the croot and make some acronyms

croot by me April 2, 2005

fuckwit 

1. A chav
2. A language based on "text speak" spoken by those with very limited intelligence (usually chavs)

1. Any burberry wearing individual with an attitude problem.
2. To speak fuckwit, e.g "cn u spk fukwit"

fuckwit by Me April 1, 2005

Punkd 

kick ass show Ashton Kutcher is the man. Go John Deer

yo jonny lets go watch punkd man!

Punkd by me April 1, 2005

The bassist theory

Almost always the bassist is the hottest guy in the band.

I love Paul Simonon.

Well duh, he's the bassist.

Oh yeah, the bassist theory.

The bassist theory by Me April 1, 2005

George Bush 

"Obliviously on he sails, with marks not quite as good as Quail's"
-Calvin Trillin

look up some quotes of Quail's, you'll find them pretty entertaining

George Bush by me March 31, 2005

mariner of the seas 

The most amazing cruise ship for teens. With the best food, people, and everything else. Your not cool unless you go on this ship, you will never ferget the people you will meet.

Mariner of the seas is so fucking awsome

mariner of the seas by ME March 31, 2005