josh's definitions

erection

The event in which the penis becomes stiff and hard ready to get stroked,inserted,sucked,stucked,beated,ejaculated,bent,kicked,kneed,etc.

"Wow this porno video is giving me an erection!"

by Josh May 11, 2003

turnip king

the turnip king was a tyrant. he lived in a castle made of dirt and ruled over all the vegetables. one day the farmer came and took the turnip king. the turnip king said "you can not eat me. i am the turnip king" but the farmer did not listen and he made the turnip king into soup. the vegetables stormed the castle and took the turnip queen, the turnip taughter, and the bastard son and left them out for the rabbits. the vegetables were then ruled by an elected potato.

i just gave one

by josh March 26, 2004

stupidwhore

A stupid female.

1. Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
2. Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless: a stupid mistake.
4. Pointless; worthless: a stupid job.

defined from stupidwhore.com

She was such a stupidwhore

by Josh August 13, 2004

Pink Eye

Pink Eye is when a guy Nuts all over a bitches face and it gets into her eye causing irritation and a pink color to appear.

Dude! I just gave this that bitch pink eye!

by Josh March 9, 2005

Cobainlives

Stars in his Eyes. Stalker (but hes allowed :-)). Very helpful and he has the evidence to prove it. A chimp.

cobainlives:
I just want the sexy stars

And those sexy stars he got :-)

by Josh February 21, 2004

iono

Shorthand for "I don't know".

"Did you bone grandma?", "Iono".

by Josh January 30, 2004

crouch cancel

Referring to a technical term in the game Super Smash Bros. Melee. The act of cancelling or reducing the knockback (how far you get knockedback) when you get hit by an opponent's attack.

I would've been smashed off the stage if I hadn't crouch cancelled your kick just then.

by Josh May 30, 2005