josh's definitions

flat dick

Term used when describing a person who is idiotic or is useless, kind of like a flat dick would be.

Did you hear what Greg said the other day? He is such a flat dick!

by Josh December 9, 2004

bane

A crucial hardcore band. Their ablums include: Holding This Moment, It All Come Down To This, and Give Blood. A new album will probably hit the music world in 2005.

"Dude, did you go to posi-fest?"
"Nah bro, was it sweet?"
"Fuck yeah man, Comeback Kid, Bane and Champion were there!"

by Josh December 11, 2004

Rahnuma

a woman who alone redefines Utopia

"i pray that one day i find Rahnuma"

by Josh December 12, 2004

Koo Koo Ka Choo

1) awsome, cool, sweet. 2) o.k., alright, sure.

example 1): (1st person says): Dude, we get to go to Florida. (2nd person says): KOO KOO KA CHOO!!
example 2): (1st person says): Hey, can you get me the pen? (2nd person says): Koo koo ka choo.

by Josh December 12, 2004

Kangaroo Punch

my friend's cat fights with a stuffed bear. First he's all lovey with it, then while he's making with the sweet, sweet love (huggin with top paws and licking with tongue), he pulls up his two feet and begins pummelling the stuffed bear with his two lower paws (a la Kangaroo from Bugs Bunny & tweety show). It's the funniest shit ever.

I was making sweet, sweet love to my friend's mom, then I put my two feet between us and kangaroo punched her in the gut, like a sucker.

by Josh December 13, 2004

Kangaroo Punch 180°

This is a sweet variation of the kangaroo punch. Instead of straight missionary, switch it up to 69 and then pull your feet up and kick that chick in the face.

When I was taking care of a bitch downtown, and she was taking care of me downtown I kangaroo punch 180°'d that slut

by Josh December 13, 2004

Funshawe Shocker

We at Funshawe College (Fanshawe)in London, ON have revamped the classic shocker. Instead of taking in the third finger and only placing the pinky in the stink, we take in the middle finger and drop two in the stink.

As I was ruining this chick I met at the bar, I decided the classic shocker wasn't enough degradation. We switched up the option and made her cry real hard. SWEET!

by Josh December 13, 2004