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diwali

There's an indian king Ram of Ayodhya. Ram had a beautiful wife named Sita. He created a circle of protection for Sita, so that when she was in the circle, no one could harm her. One day, the demon Ravana disguised himself as a beggar, so he could steal Sita. Upon seeing the beggar, Sita stepped out of her circle, and Ravana stole her and escaped with a chariot into the sky. Ram was distraught and finally found that Ravana had taken her. The monkey god, Hanuman, was key in helping Ram by going into Ravana's lair finding Sita, thereby leading Ram to the demon. He went into the forest and with his army went to war with Ravana's army. Ram kicked some serious ass and killed Ravana and his army. Ram was reunited with Sita and at last after 14 years in the forest. There was a huge celebration in Ayodhya with lights when they came home.

happy diwali

by God October 28, 2003

mapatazzy

see map o' Tassie

by god February 12, 2003

bridge

1. Noun - One of the most popular card games in the world. Beats Spades, hands-down.

2. Noun - A structure that connects two landmasses. Usually passes over water, and comes in different types, such as suspension, ect.

3. Verb - To jack off.

4. Verb - To make a connection between two ideas.

1. I'd much rather play Bridge than Spades.

2. I think we have to cross the Golden Gate Bridge.

3. Ha! You got caught bridging by your mom!

4. Matt's idea bridged together the two related theories.

by God July 10, 2004

hotcore

a hot individual who is hardcore.

francesca ala is hotcore!1!!~

by God May 13, 2005

Nebraska

An exemplary case of pitful dullness.

A whole state who's only source of pride comes from its college football team. Very sad; very Nebraska.

by God October 26, 2003

newt

a small pathetic creature that has a peculiar smell and is worthy of destruction.

Nate is a newt. Don't be a NEWT!!!!!

by god April 12, 2005

Benton

has the fattest man ass around bald and looks like Caillou, probably likes penis even though they are Christian and fucks his own cats was bullied in elementary now is gay and likes gay henti

oh your gay you must be Benton
you look like Caillou must Benton
you fuck cats you must be Benton

by GOD April 11, 2019