would Jesus microwave a burrito?

would jesus microwave a burrito?
or just zap it with some crazy ass lightning bolt magic!

yo jesus, microwave me a burrito

by God September 28, 2004

giada de laurentiis

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis

by god May 29, 2005

wedge

A fat Cunt. Selfish. Often an only child.

Fuck off Wedge
Don't be like Wedge

by GOD September 14, 2003

pillage the village

totally destroy someones butt hole with the fury of a wolverine

Johnny my moms lonely she want you to pillage her village

by God March 10, 2005

fly fatass fly

To send your overweight friend on a daredevil assignment

Fly fatass fly.....Mallrats

by GOD March 02, 2005

Bunchie

green jumping pen0s like thing

"Dude, wtf was that jumping green penis?"

by God October 28, 2003

lolerskatez

lol

lolerskatez!

by God October 28, 2003