Spencer's definitions

creft

to steal

I crefted his bass tube.
I want to creft his XR3i.
They are crefting my tv

by spencer February 1, 2003

blapse

to hit
to deliver a heavy blow

He blapsed me in the nads.
He's just blapsing it.
Don't make me blapse you babylon.

by spencer February 1, 2003

Schminky

A girl with schmink is schminky.

She's definitely schminky.

by spencer February 1, 2003

Schmink

That certain thing about a girl. Usually a girl with schmink is brunette, and not often recognised as attractive. Office girls tend to have more schmink than their counterparts. 'Secretary style glasses' tend to add to it, although there is no exact formula for the realisation of schmink.

This girl has a lot of schmink.
She is so fuckin' schminky dude!

by spencer February 1, 2003

remtard

Retard.

Oli, stop being such a remtard.

by spencer February 1, 2003

cockrocker

Humorous insult.
Best used towards very camp, yet heterosexual men.

Shut up cockrocker

by spencer February 1, 2003

nad

testicle (male, mammal anatomy)

Don't make me kick you in the nads, Beavis.

by spencer February 1, 2003