Sam's definitions

Wetflame

One of the few people to willingly cut off his penis. Masturbates by humping carpet.

Carpet Factory Owner: Uh-oh, here comes that Wetflame person! Hide the carpet.

by Sam February 15, 2005

pididle

Yelled when a crippled or handicapped person is seen.

by Sam May 5, 2003

coformist

a person who feels that to like a certain music/hobby/sport/thought, they have to dress, act, talk, and have fun exactly like everyone else who likes the same things. it is not really their fault, for society/MTV has pumped the notion into our head that to be cool you have to promote one of 10 or so set images. also people who lash out against "conformists" are only conforming themselves. it is impossible not to conform. there will always be a group of people with the same thought as you. big brother is watching....

my best friend is such a conformist! im gonna go run off and conform to some other group that hates conformists!

by sam September 28, 2004

animostic

crazy to the point of acting like an animal

That drunk was animostic.

by Sam August 21, 2003

Led Zeppelin

The band that the phrase'SEX DRUGS & ROCK AND ROLL'was practically coined for. Performed the best song ever written for various reasons, Stairway To Heaven. What every person over the age of 13 should know: Robert Plant (vocals), Jimi Page (lead guitar), John Paul Jones (bass/keyboard), John Bonham (drums).

To be a rock and not a roll

by Sam December 6, 2003

swing pipe

well hung

big swingy penis

Damn, that dude is swinging pipe!

by Sam March 4, 2005

nuttsacker

A move in chess where you knock over the opponents pieces with your nutsack.

Finklehelm - 'Ha ha, checkmate'
Marmaduke - 'Oh no, you got me with the old nuttsacker...'

by Sam March 17, 2005