Paul's definitions

Biffo

Lad from Edinburgh now living in Fife who likes to rub his Cock against guys.

He's a weird cunt that Biffo he just rubber his cock against me

by paul January 11, 2004

thunder box

An Aussie slang word for W.C or bog for the less educated

Where's David? Can't you hear he's in the thunder box

by paul May 7, 2005

Quiznos

A sub joint that boasts toasted subs. Tasty sandwiches, but very overpriced and the sub-jockey's are a bit anal about what condiments you put on it.

I feel like spending $15 at a fast food joint, let's go to Quizno's

by Paul December 30, 2004

kansas city crumper

A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.

I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper

by Paul May 12, 2004

cheese weasel

a low individual. Someone who lacks responsibility and accountability. One who leaves work to others.

" John always put's through a project right before lunch. So I end up having to do 75% of that cheese-weasel's work for him."

by paul January 19, 2004

wretch

disgusting, morbid, rancid.
The level of intoxication or the level of your harsh comedown. A feeling of utter despair.

T-glo how he felt before he slept at the manch for 18 hours solid.
Frank after a hard 3 day comedown with pinky and his shades on at 12:00 pm in the day at the manch of course.

by paul January 11, 2005

babeesh

food

Let's get some babeesh, cause I'm starving.

by Paul September 29, 2003