Nick's definitions

Rice Liar

One who lies about what their car really has done to it.

He said he had forced induction and a new engine, but he didnt, hence he is a rice liar.

by Nick April 10, 2004

hillbilly

An inbreed redneck, that likes to do his mom...catches racoons, and only has one tooth. Wears overalls and smells like a nasty skunk. Also lives in west virginia and has 6 toes on one foot

why was the tooth brush invented in west virginia..because if it wasnt, it would be called the teeth brush.
A hillbilly invented the tooth brush to brush his one tooth

by nick April 11, 2004

senark

Using multiple accounts to trick others into thinking you're more than one person.

Stop senarking. You're not fooling anyone.

by Nick April 12, 2004

metrosocialist

Noun. A term created by a weblogger idiotvillager.com that means "a young, urbane person who advocates or practices forms of socialism in vanity". Derived from the word metrosexual.

Look at that metrosocialist over there reading Adbusters.

by Nick April 13, 2004

dumps like a truck

(v.) Refers to a large poop, usually from a female.

Cornelius, did you happen to witness the massive log that Mrs. Jones excreted from her rectum?

Yes, sir. I would say that she dumps like a truck.

Quite.

by Nick April 14, 2004

waffa

Tall guy with short hair. His chest always hurts, and sometimes his knee.

pass that shit waffa, before i nyar ur bitch ass.

by nick April 14, 2004

FFP

acronym for 'fat fucking pig'
born from alternate lyrics to the Van Halen song 'Beautifil Girl' when drunk in a strip club at 2am...

Typically used to describe a girl that is slightly overweight and looks slutty or slightly dirty or dumpy. The type of girl that many guys would say that they would not do, but everyone knows that most guys would givel the chance.

All I need is a fat fucking pig beautiful girl.
Ah, yeah! Fat fucking pig Beautiful girl.

by Nick April 15, 2004