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assistance, the cavalry, mercenaries, hired guns, hired hands, work, helpedy help help, ayudame por favor, the beatles song, some friends.
There is a nasty hose bitch who has been demanding sexual favors of me since third grade. She is a fuckin' wierdo and I need help. A restraining order on her would be nice. Yo tengo una problema con estos.
by nick May 10, 2006
Get the help mug.1. A person, especially a man, regarded as being a goon, dufus, or dumb ass an ineffective person.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.
2. a contraction of the words penis and wiener ie. peener the bizarro world equivalent of which would be a weenis.
3. Vulgar Slang. A penis.
I can't believe I forgot about that. Maybe I have amnesia or maybe I was just a peener.
Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.
Excuse me, that was my peener you just groped.
by nick May 9, 2006
Get the peener mug.bizarro world is a place where everything is inverted, backwards, or just not right but similar. For example in college (at a very large campus) I had a twin, my roommate had a twin and still my other roommate had a twin (not really twins just people that looked like us). They were our bizarro world counterparts who were occaisonally given rides, talked to or gone to lunch with by our friends. Once all of our bizarro world twins came to a party at our house.
Origin. BIZARRO WORLD. Incredible cube-shaped planet entirely populated by imperfect duplicates of familiar characters from the DC Universe.
Origin. BIZARRO WORLD. Incredible cube-shaped planet entirely populated by imperfect duplicates of familiar characters from the DC Universe.
Dude, I banged my friends bizarro world equivalent last night and thought it was her. Don't even know her name.
by nick May 9, 2006
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An insult claiming that the insultee has both: killed jesus(jew); and caused 9/11(jerry falwell blaming homosexuals)
A combonation of the words jew and homo
JEW + HOMO = JEWMO
A combonation of the words jew and homo
JEW + HOMO = JEWMO
"You stupid jewmo."
by Nick April 19, 2006
Get the jewmo mug.When a steaming hot pizza is forcefully placed in an unsuspecting victim's pants.
Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.
Using Pizza with the intention of scorching genitals.
by Nick April 12, 2006
Get the A popa John mug.n. a woman who follows or observes her mark persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement (stress derangement). A bunny boiler's mark is a man that she has had sex with maybe one time, usually this man is hard working and strives to succeed profesionally and in life. A bunny boiler's plan consists of plan A and plan B.
Plan A: The ultimate goal of a bunny boiler is to fix her mark's life by interfering and/or setting him up and blackmailing him in an effort to force him into a horrible relationship that was never meant to be. The bunny boiler's goal is almost certainly a recipe for disaster and a fate worse than death itself. When the plan begins to fail the bunny boiler then resorts to plan B: destruction.
The term is taken from Glenn Close's character in 'Fatal Attraction', who after engaging in a steamy hot one time sex scene with a colleague, Michael Douglas' character, she resorts to boiling her former one time sex parter's family pet rabbit in an all out war aimed at disrupting his life, family, career and destroy (emphasis on destroy) him for not wanting a sincere man/woman (nuclear family) type relationship with her.
Plan A: The ultimate goal of a bunny boiler is to fix her mark's life by interfering and/or setting him up and blackmailing him in an effort to force him into a horrible relationship that was never meant to be. The bunny boiler's goal is almost certainly a recipe for disaster and a fate worse than death itself. When the plan begins to fail the bunny boiler then resorts to plan B: destruction.
The term is taken from Glenn Close's character in 'Fatal Attraction', who after engaging in a steamy hot one time sex scene with a colleague, Michael Douglas' character, she resorts to boiling her former one time sex parter's family pet rabbit in an all out war aimed at disrupting his life, family, career and destroy (emphasis on destroy) him for not wanting a sincere man/woman (nuclear family) type relationship with her.
An open letter to all bunny boilers:
Dear Bunny Boilers (you know who you are):
I am sorry that it didn't work out. Really I meant you no harm and hope that you had a good time. I am sure you will find a new boy friend.
Your friend always
E. Nuff Allready
Dear Bunny Boilers (you know who you are):
I am sorry that it didn't work out. Really I meant you no harm and hope that you had a good time. I am sure you will find a new boy friend.
Your friend always
E. Nuff Allready
by nick April 11, 2006
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