Panda

When your getting head, you pull out and cum in the girls face. Then punch both her eyes.

I was in a bad mood lastnight, so i gave my girl a panda.

by JD April 18, 2006

armbinder

Bondage device used to tie elbows and wrists togeather behind back.looks like long single glove

she was hogtied using a armbinder

by JD June 12, 2004

tipdrill

girl with a great body but a fucked up face. Related to a drill. The head of the drill is fucked up because it's been drilled so often but the body is still in tact.

"It must be her ass coz it ain't her face, I need a tipdrill"

by JD December 26, 2003

ash-hole

An Ash-Hole is any volcano. Mount St. Helens is the biggest ash-hole in North America.

Mt. Vesuvius is a mean ash-hole that wiped out Pompeii in Roman times.

by JD January 31, 2005

Beastishly dickish.

Dickish beyond all measure.

Sandstorms are beastishly dickish.

by JD May 19, 2005

yak

Reffer,weed,herb,mary jane,ooh ohh snicky snicky

I smoked some ill yak nigga

by jd May 13, 2005

Maple Leafs

By far the stupidest team of all professional sports. Led by the biggest pussy, Mats Sundin, who has more gaps in his teeth than a picket fence and uses Gary Roberts penis as a toothpick. Alexander Mogilny looks on in jealousy. Their idiotic fans have been waiting 38 years for a Stanley Cup now. Meanwhile, Ottawa is slowly gaining more and more fans. CBC also rides on the Leafs' cock by showing their games, even on the west coast where people hate Ontario with a passion. Darcy Tucker is a jailhouse bitch.

The Maple Leafs traded Russ Courtnall for John Kordic. What a great deal!

The Maple Leafs like to trade their young prospects for broken old men.

by jd January 5, 2005