jeff's definitions

Happy Negro

A black man stealing his neighbors tv.

THe more expensive the tv the more Happy the Negro is.

by Jeff February 16, 2005

Kikyo

A stupid bitch thats always throwing Inuyasha off track and upsetting Kagome.

After Kikyo is a major character in an episode, it usually takes Inuyasha and or Kagome an episode or two to recover.

by Jeff September 15, 2004

swaino

This guy who sleeps in the bedroom next to me, especially if he's hot.

There was this guy who was my roommate and he was a swaino....but then I'm gay.

by Jeff August 18, 2003

the goods

Anything good, pussy, penis, boobies, weed, drugs, anything secretive.

When I called up my bitch for a booty call she gave me the goods like there was no tomorrow.

by Jeff December 30, 2004

Native American ball-juice

Any pseudo-spiritual product that can be successfully marketed to New Age white America such as dream-catchers, power crystals, vortex-mapping and any number of placebo-effect herbs and medications.

-A reference to an early South Park episode that featured Cheech and Chong posing as Native Americans in order to sell alternative medications to the townfolk.

At one point in the episode, a customer proclaims "My balls hurt when I watch VH-1!"

Cheech then answers, "Here, try this Native American ball-juice."

by Jeff September 2, 2006

obecalp

An actual medical prescription written by doctors for psychosomatic symptoms. The pill is merely a sugar or salt tablet and is intended to spark a placebo-effect. In fact, the word is "placebo" spelled backwards.

Since medical tests found nothing wrong with the patient, the doctor resorted to prescribing a high dosage of obecalp and hoped that a placebo effect would relieve the pain.

by Jeff September 2, 2006

bedfreshments

The last food eaten before bed.
A bedtime snack.

Bowl of cereal.

by Jeff July 29, 2003