ploote

Subsitute in for any offensive word.
Origionated in Il.

Lame-style: You are an asshole.
Ploote-style: You are a ploote.

by Jeff September 01, 2004

rat with fuzzy tail

The common grey squirrel.

Bob chased that rat with a fuzzy tail out of the garage

by Jeff September 13, 2004

Wagmen

A person who tries to help out miserable creatures like Jeffs but fail tragicly because the jeff is a lost cause or because the Wagmen has no idea what she is talking about.

Wow, look at that wagmen, she is just wasting her time trying to help that pathetic boy.

by jeff January 28, 2004

Sechs

A euphanism for sex. It is intended to be comical.

"Tell her that you've been dying to get in her pants and that you will pay her for hot sechs."

by Jeff October 16, 2003

fom

word used when explaining how hood someone is. similar to the word douv

damn fom is way hood

by jeff March 23, 2005

Eh! Steve!

A guy who appears at least once in every episode of Sweet Cuppin' Cakes to deliver his catchphrase, "Eh! Steve!" Constantly chased by the wheelchair.

"Eh! Steve!"
"I'll get you one day Eh! Steve! If it's the last thing i ev'r DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

by Jeff June 12, 2003

stumpfuck

Person who has nothing better to do but to fuck stumps of trees, body parts, or anything else that can be a stump. General loser. Also can be a tree-hugger.

"Listen Stumpfuck, go back and fuck a tree."

by Jeff May 21, 2003