j's definitions

Tuner

synonymous with Idiot. Nowadays most car places which call themselves Tuners (and not raceshops) are usually run by idiots who don't know anything about car performance and setup.

That's why nowadays the word "Tuner" is used instead of "Idiot" a lot

That guy is a tuner, dude

by J June 2, 2004

skew

School, any form of.

"man its time we stopped smokin weed and get to skew"

by J June 10, 2004

pleasure stick

1. A male sex organ, normally erect, that is to be thrust into any warm oraphace.

Please, let me fondle your pleasure stick!

by j February 7, 2004

John Kerry

see idiot and liberal

The loser that thought he could beat Bush in the 2004 election. He got owned big time despite the ketchup money provided by his numbskull wife.

Some people are living in their own little claiming that John Kerry is our president.

by J August 18, 2006

Suicadet

A person who habitually works out but will never get any bigger. This particular species has an ass that is way hairier than a normal ass, has an affinity for alcohol and fast women.

That Larry guy is insane. I've never seen someone who could scratch their kneecaps without bending who could get laid like him. He's just straight up Suicadet.

by j February 19, 2004

mtv

a corporation that literally started music television, that people will always seem to bitch about and then go off to watch. does hav stupid presenters etc tho.

watch mtv 2

person: i hate mtv so much cos all my friends do.
person 2: yeh i only watch mtv cos i hate it so much.

by j July 18, 2004

MA$E

king of harlem.left rap to become a preacher but came back to save rap again when he was needed.
welcome, welcome, welcome bk ma$e

ma$e is back
king of harlem aint nobody make him leave

by J May 4, 2005