John's definitions

jackle

A legendary Irishman who stood outside social influence and spat on all who would try to change his ways.

(died by act of mob)

god
legend
fenian

That guy dont take no shit from nobody! a true jackle!

by john February 27, 2005

grand slam

when you are heaving sex with a chick, take out a baseball bat and shove it up into her anal cavity, then pull it back out and hit the chick in the face with it.

My girl was being a bitch, so i gave her a grand slam the next time we had sex.

by john May 13, 2005

pert

a variation of mert, if the person merting you's first/last name begins with a P.

"dude you just got pert'ed" - ala, Posey-Mert

by john December 25, 2004

bookies

Betting shop - slang

Im going to the bookies to bet on a horse.

by John March 30, 2005

A2O

Anal 2 oral, giving a girl ass loven, than getting oral sex after.

I got so wasted las night, I gave that bitch an A20.

by John February 11, 2005

tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.

Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.

by John January 13, 2009

Newbury Park

A city full of rich white republicans. The epitome of the California lifestyle. The Parents are all doctors, lawyers and surgeons, and their kids all drive BMW's and Range Rovers. Some kids pretend to be poor and emo, and buy black clothes from Nordstrom, but at the end of the day, they get in their Jaguar, and drive to their mansion in Dos Vientos Ranch.

Look their goes Victoria in the new mercedes her parents bought her for her 16th birthday, damn I wish I lived in Newbury Park.

by John May 13, 2004