John's definitions

TOTM

Acronym for "Time of the Month" ... used when you want to complain about a girl's mood, while doing do in a manner that she does not necessarily understand..

"Why the fuck is Claudia so pissed off lately?"

"Totm"

by John March 30, 2003

limp bizkit

one of the greatest nu-metal bands ever
good friends with korn
known for extremely explicit lyrics

limp bizkit is the shit!

by john March 24, 2003

ging

A DTK (disease transmitted by kissing) started by the brothers Noel(strand A) and Bryn(strand B) Gingrich. Should you make out with them or anyone infected with the ging, you contract it yourself. The ging has currently spread all over north america and there are currently reports of it in Japan.

When lomo made out with bryn, she got the ging.

by john September 12, 2004

foo

derived from SNAFU which, in military lingo mean Situation Normal All Fucked Up

You are a foo

by John June 27, 2004

pussy-whipped

Manhood

Any guy who has no control over his manhood, he trades it in for pussy, she knows it and uses it to control him.

by john September 12, 2003

bum bum

See also:

anus, arse, ass, behind, backside, booty, bottom, bum buns, butt, buttocks, can, derriere, dorsal, fanny, fundament, heinie, hindquarters, hind end, keister, posterior, prat, rear, rear end, rectum, rump, sphincter, stern, seat, tail, tail end, tight end, tooshie, tuchus, tush

"Daddy, what do I do with this fudgesicle?" ... "Well, Jonny, you can stick it in your bum bum".

by john November 24, 2003

fo shizzle mah nizzle

"fo shizzle ma nizzle" is a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African American brother"

see what I mean man?
fo shizzle ma nizzle

by John June 23, 2004